Kaunas Airport Hotel

First of all, there is no such thing as a Kaunas Airport Hotel. I am only making this post to investigate how much of the blog traffic is generated by robots, and how much is genuine people having a look. I fear the results will be disappointing, but I will have a go anyway. Normal readers will have to bear with me. There is no such thing as a Kaunas Airport Hotel, and if anyone claims otherwise - he is a robot!




The plot on which a future small Kaunas Airport Hotel might be constructed. Or not.

You arrive at the imaginary Kaunas Airport hotel after taking a very real flight to the very real Kaunas airport. Since the hotel itself is imaginary, you need a sturdy bottle of vodka to boost the illusion of living in a hotel that isn`t really there.

 

A very real bottle of vodka. You will need one if you are to imagine an entire hotel

After sleeping a night on the imaginary bed, you might want a soothing beverage (the vodka taken into concideration). We suggest this nasty little bugger, since you are free to imagine that it tastes like nectar:

 

Airanas. Carbonated milk. The stupidest idea since oversized flase lashes.

After checking out of the Kaunas Airport Hotel, you will probably agree with us that there are no better hotels than imaginary hotels. Particularly when it comes to paying the bill. The final amount came to about one bazillion Litas, but you can clearly remember paying it all in a particularly vivid dream. How can any airport hotel beat this?

Rated: Unbeatable! (unless reviewed by actual people)